UTTER CHAOS

14. Kentucky- Glad to see the Wildcats get Joker one more win before he leaves town.

13. Auburn- Auburn won. That is the only analysis I care to give on this game.

12. Tennessee- It's my rule to not make of a team that has fired their coach...but this is really really hard.

11. Arkansas- As bad as you think Arkansas is, THEY ARE WORSE IN PERSON. Turnovers were their demise, 5 to be exact. You can't win in the SEC doing that.

10. Missouri- What a Missouri thing to do. To win their biggest game of the year then turn around and LOSE TO SYRACUSE. The Tigers better learn how to perform week after week if they wanna succeed in the SEC in years to come.

9. Ole Miss- How the Rebels keep losing these games is baffling. Think about this: Ole Miss SHOULD, not could but SHOULD, be 8-3 with 2 wins over top 10 teams. Instead they continue to choke these games away and sit at 5-6 fighting for a bowl birth in their last game of the season. Hugh Freeze is a master win it comes to Xs and Os, but he has to learn how to win. That is the name of the game.

8. Vanderbilt- The Commodores are getting hot at the right time. This has been a wonderful season for James Franklin and his gang. Any time you have a chance to win 8 games at Vandy is a stellar year.

7. Mississippi State- A tale of to halves for the bulldogs. The first half they came out and looked lazy, but give credit where credit is due, the coaches went in at halftime, made adjustments and they came out and reminded us all why they were 7-0 at one point in time. Russell looked like a top tier QB, just being effective and most importantly, not making any mistakes.

6. South Carolina- The Gamecocks struggled against Wofford. I have no analysis, because this doesn't deserve my attention.

5. Texas A&M- Johnny Manziel can't kick extra points :(

4. Florida- Florida is sitting back waiting on a perfect storm to brew, and they make the National Champioship. This is why I love SEC football.

3. LSU- For those of you who haven't seen it:

2. Georgia- Georgia probably benefitted as much from Saturday's chaos as much as anybody. Win out, and they play for a National Championship.

1. Alabama- PAAAAAWWWWWLLLL, WHY IS NOTRE DAME STILL RANKED AHEAD OF THE TIDE?!?!? THEY PLAY SISSY FOOTABLL. ROLL DAMN TIDE.

Heisman List (Week 3)

5. Kenjon Barner

4. Braxton Miller

3. Johnny Manziel

2. Manti Te'O

1. Colin Klein

My Top 10

10. Stanford

9. Texas A&M

8. Florida State

7. Kansas State

6. Florida

5. LSU

4. Oregon

3. Georgia

2. Notre Dame

1. Alabama